Puppy Parodies: I Only Wanna Be With You

I was watching our dog Amelia run around like a crazy beast this morning being the goofball that she is and the idea for this struck me. The first verse rolled out as I was saying it and I just took it from there.

"Only Wanna Be With You" ~ To the tune of the Hootie and the Blowfish song of the same name

You and me, we come from different worlds,

You like to laugh at me when I’m barking at the squirrels.

Sometimes I’m crazy, and you wonder why,

It’s ‘cause I’m a puppy and I like to make you smile.

Well there’s nothing I can do...

I only wanna be with you.

You can call me your fool,

Amelia - The inspiration for this song

I only wanna be with you

Puttin’ on my leash and goin’ for a walk,

I think “this life is great” as I begin to trot.

Kids and puppies with which to play,

Sniffs to sniff along the way

And you know when I get home in my sunbeam I will lay

Can’t help it if I’m lucky,

I only wanna be with you.

Yeah I’m passed out now it’s true,

I only wanna be with you.

Sometimes I wonder, if this’ll ever end,

I get so lonely when you go out with your friends.

Then you come home, and it’s an awesome time

As we play squeaky ball late into the night.

Yeah there’s

nothing I can do,

I only wanna be with you!

Oh I’m actin’ like a fool,

Cause I only wanna be with you!

Yeah I’m tangled up in you!

I’m only gonna be with you!

Building a Better Metro Transit, Part 3

The last (for now) part in this involves something I'm not great at - the inner ring. I've never lived in an inner ring suburb and I don't have a lot of friends that I know that have lived in an inner ring suburb. So, what I'm really saying is that this post is going to be a little light.

Now my only experience here is with the west metro. East metro inner ring.... yeah, sorry, I have no clue. I can't remember half of your names sometimes... sorry about that. From what I can tell, there is quite a bit of bus service into the inner ring, which is a good thing. I think that this can serve as a model for the outer ring. There's not much of a difference between the east parts of Plymouth and Minnetonka than there is from Golden Valley and St. Louis Park.

I'm not sure why Metro Transit treats the cities so differently. It's almost like 169 is a giant "NONE SHALL PASS!!!" and every now and again a Metro Transit bus sneaks by. It should be better than that. If you've ever played Sim City (and you should) one of the things the adviser tells you with transit is that people won't walk real far between bus stops. If you've ever lived in an area where there's more than a 5 to 10 minute walk between stops, you know how true this is.

The inner ring seems to get this. I see quiet a few stops, especially along major highways (3, 7, 5, 9, 10) rather frequently that would encourage and allow people to take a bus. What I don't understand is why more cities don't expand on that concept. While the park and rides are nice, if I'm going to drive 10 minutes or so to get to a park and ride, you better make it worth my while.

We also need to keep improving on our biking system. Minneapolis has done a good job starting to add bike lanes in. The trail system is actually rather amazing to wind through the city while avoiding a lot of traffic. The next step is for those of us that are drivers to do a better job of paying attention to bicyclists and sharing the rode. And none of the crap of "well bikers violate traffic rules too". Yes, sure they do. But I would be willing to bet 95% of them do it because trying to share the road with drivers is so blasted unsafe that rolling a stop sign or a red light is just easier than being bunched with a bunch of 3500+ pound death machines.

I know all of the ideas I offer here are overly simplistic and assume unlimited money and assume that the "If you build it they will come" theory holds true: add routes and people will ride them. I know that's not really the case and it would take a lot of work and time to get people to ride the trains and buses in the numbers it would take to really put a lot of these into place. It also involves a complete rethink of our relationship with cars, especially in the suburbs.

We are a changing society though and I think some of these things are going to start to have to happen. More and more stories are coming out where teens are driving less and I don't think that trend is going to reverse. People want more walkable, transit focused areas. This is a good thing but it does come at a cost, which is mostly a change in mindset.

If you think transit could be better in the Twin Cities, or wherever you live, talk to your local city council members, state representatives or senators, or county commissioners. Anecdotal evidence and surveys are wonderful but nothing can drum up support like letters and phone calls directly from constituents.

Building a Better Metro Transit, Part 2

This post could also be subtitled "How Not To Screw Over the Suburbs".

In my post the last week, I talked about what I would do if I could rebuild the Metro Transit system and got to make all the decisions. Primarily, I laid out what my thoughts on public transit it should be, who it should serve, and what the overall goals it should accomplish are. I started with the easy part: tying together Minneapolis-St. Paul-Bloomington, like they are now, with a couple of changes.

Now, to tackle the part that I think is the worst with the Metro Transit system: how they deal with the suburbs. Or, how they just kind of ignore them.

I live in Brooklyn Park, not far away from the big new Park and Ride they built at Nobel and 610. This is a great facility and it was needed to help with all of the traffic that the park and ride is getting. But it seems mostly to be focusing on an older crowd. I say this because of how early the bus service stops to there. As far as I can tell, the latest you could really leave downtown Minneapolis and make it back would be 7:30pm for an 8:00pm arrival time. Not great if you're a younger professional who likes to go out after work or wanted to head downtown for a few drinks and not worry about driving.

And forget the weekend. There isn't service out of that station at all on the weekends. It would be a great place to park so you wouldn't have to drive downtown for weekend sporting events, theatre shows, or just to go out with friends. But it's just not possible.

I'm guessing that the main argument against adding service is that nobody would ride it. I think this is partly a chicken and the egg problem. The housing market up here is such that younger (35 and under) professionals can buy a decent house with a nice lawn for not too much money. A number of my friends live near here. All of us are in favor of going out downtown now and again and would probably do so more often if we could take a bus.

When we lived in Plymouth, right at the corner where 55, 169, and 394 come together, it was the same problem. The last bus out from downtown left a little before 10. After that you were on your own looking for a taxi. We would always see a lot of younger people riding the bus in to go downtown but unless you wanted a shorter night, there was no way to get back out to the suburbs to make it home.

So, if I was in charge, I would increase the number of routes out to the outer ring suburbs and make a big push to try and increase ridership. Buses running to the outer right that have a last leaving downtown around midnight should be more than enough to help people get home who wanted to go out safely, especially on weekends.

The second thing that needs to be done is to increase the number of suburb to suburb routes without going to downtown for a transfer. The hub-and-spoke system has a lot of advantages and really does make a lot of sense but there are a lot of big suburbs that should be able to support inter-city transport without routing through Minneapolis (yes, I'm focusing on the west because that's where I live. I'm assuming the same holds true for the east).

For example, one or two routes a day running between Maple Grove, Plymouth, Minnetonka, and Eden Prairie down 494 would link the west together quiet easily. Even on the weekends it would help get people out to the various shops and malls along that route. It would take quite a bit of promotion to help get it going but a few pictures of a bus zooming by the parking lot that is 494 or 169 during rush hour I would think do the trick.

Really this last part boils down to you need to link the four parts of the outer ring suburbs with each other in a way that doesn't involve downtown. You could do this via bus or via train. I think the logical grouping would be Maple Grove to Eden Prairie in the west, Eden Prairie to Inver Grove Heights in the south, IGH to North St. Paul in the east, and NSP to Maple Grove in the north. There might be a few better breaks in their (Fridley in the north, Bloomington in the South) but that gets the general idea across.

Next up, I'll try to talk about the inner ring suburbs (not an area I have a lot of experience with) and non-motorized transit.

Building a Better Metro Transit System

This idea came from one of my Twitter friends, Kate Hamlin (@Aprl24KT) when I was saying that I needed something to write about. She threw out a range of topics so I picked the easiest one: how I would I make the public transportation system in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area better. (Note: easiest here is to be read as I’ve had a lot of cold medicine and was of the idea of “Sure! Why not!!)

This is a wide ranging topic regarding funding, accessibility, availability, property rights, and who knows what else I’m forgetting. If I’m going to do this right, it’s probably going to be a multi-post topic. Also, the engineer in me says that I need to fact check, do research, and cite other sources who know way more about this than I do, and in general make sure I know what I’m talking about. This initial post will probably be pretty light in that regard and mostly just get out my opinions and preconceived notions on what makes in my mind.

The first question that I think needs to be asked regarding public transit is “What is the goal that you are trying to achieve?” The obvious answer is move people from point A to point B in the most efficient manner possible. The devil is always in the details though. While thinking of the things that I want in a transit system the idea that needs to prevail is “What will benefit the most people and the least cost?” From that point of view, I’ll try and lay out my ideas for what I think will help make a better transit system.

First I think you need to tie the three central cities together: Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Bloomington with a method that moves a lot of people at a high rate. We've already achieved the infrastructure with light rail system. The first change I would make is to ensure that the trains have priority over automobile traffic. Making sure the trains move through intersections without needing to stop at red lights will, I believe, increase ridership and the efficiency of the trains.

The next thing to look at is the number of stops that the trains make. When the Green Line (Minneapolis Target Field to St. Paul Union Depot) was first running, there were some complaints that the trains were too slow going between the downtowns. This is a valid concern IF you look at the trains as express trains between the downtowns, which would be ideal for executives and suburbanites trying to cross from the west to the east. If you look at it as a way to move people who live on or near the line to other spots on or near the line that aren't necessarily downtown, then it takes on a different purpose.

This is the first spot where I’d really make a change from what we have now. I think during a rush hour that you need a couple of express trains that run between the downtowns and the airport. Three or four stops at one end, three or four at the other, and then just cruise through the middle without slowing down (again, traffic timing needs to be fixed to allow this). If I had my way (and it’s my blog so I do) I’d probably add a third rail that just runs the express trains. Maybe you don’t need it though if you can get the timing down.

This seems like a good place to break this post up at. My next post will focus on how I would change the routes with the suburbs, both bus and train. As always, feel free to add any thoughts you have to the comments. 

How Many More Breweries Can The Twin Cities Support?

I don't actually know the answer to that question, but it is one that I find myself asking more often as it seems a new brewery is opening up ever couple of weeks in the Twin Cities area. It makes me think at some point there's going to be a saturation level where some of these places start failing. There was one in Stillwater a few years ago that closed (I don't remember the name) and Pour Decisions and Bent Brewery merged, but those have been the only examples I know of so far.

The reason I'm wondering this is as we go to more and more of these places and try them out, we're finding that they don't really stand out. It's not that they are making bad beer but they aren't doing anything exciting with it. And at least three of the places that we've been to, there wasn't a lot of variation in the taste between their IPA, the brown, a pale ale, or anything else on the menu. It was just disappointing, really.

That's not to say that all of the breweries that have opened up in the last few years are bad. Indeed Brewing is doing some amazing stuff, especially at the tap room with their infusions. Bent Paddle up in Duluth is just incredible. (Yeah, not the Twin Cities area I know. But I've been playing a lot of Ticket to Ride lately and well that messes with my sense of where Duluth is.) I've also enjoyed Tin Whiskers, Fulton, Northbound (disclosure: I'm an investor there), and Steel Toe.

I'm interested though to see how this can keep going, especially as people try to can or bottle more for distribution. I would think at that point the market is going to come in to play and some of these places will either start to fail or need to scale way back on product. Which leads to another interesting thought I had about the boom.

Are microbreweries the new neighborhood bar? A lot of the breweries have really cool and inviting spaces, they are well stocked on board and card games, and don't offer food giving people the option of bringing in things from home or working with various local restaurants or food trucks. In that vein, a lot of breweries could exist occasionally bringing in outside folks but mostly relying on a strong, close local core of guests that really keeps them going.

None of this is me wanting any of these places to fail. I'm just not sure how they all succeed. I'm by no means an expert in beer or tasting either so "It all tastes the same" to me could just be me not getting it. But I also know I'm not the only one with that opinion. For the people involved that love what they are doing, I hope as many of these places can succeed as possible. For me though, it's just been disappointing visiting another brewery where everything just kind of tastes the same.

There are a lot of great beer people out there and if anybody has any thoughts or just thinks I'm off my rocker, feel free to comment.